Sh*t Bike Lanes of Australia – Have Your Say

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Poor drainage, St Georges Rd, Northcote, Victoria. Thanks to David Whizzleshilt.

Bike lanes are some of the most valuable and important infrastructure for riders – but not all are marvels of modern engineering. Across urban, suburban, and regional Australia, social feeds are flooded with examples of poorly planned bikeways that leave riders scratching their helmets.

From abrupt dead-ends and poorly placed bollards to streetlights planted right in the middle of the path, it’s clear that not every bike lane gets the thoughtful design it deserves. Confusing signage, blocked pathways, and questionable layouts only add to the frustration.

We asked Bicycle Network members and our social audience to share the most baffling examples, and here we present a fresh selection of the nation’s most Sh*t Bike Lanes.

Do you have a contender? Send it our way via [email protected]

St Albans Rd, Sunshing, Victoria. George Theodoropoulos. 
‘This sign has been around since at least 2007 and I’m still not entirely sure where it thinks the ‘bike lane’ is. Sam McDonald, Mundingburra, Queensland.
Poor drainage, St Georges Rd, Northcote, Victoria. David Whizzleshilt.
Dorset Road, Croydon. Ben Williams.
Docklands, Melbourne, Victoria. Lachlan Mckenna
Kilgour Street Geelong. Ashley Goldstraw.
Birtynia Sunshine Coast. Sean Hennessy.
An 80 zone and not even wide enough to fit a whole painted bicycle in.’ Whyalla SA. Tina McCarthy
Hawthorn Road outside Burwood Heights Primary School. Drivers take to the bike lanes to avoid the speed humps. Pity the kids wanting to ride safely to school.’  Simon Arthur 
Corio Quay Road (Bay Trail Shared Path) Geelong. Ashley Goldstraw
Marshall Train Station. Ashley Goldstraw

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